Paris Hilton In Jail----Nah!
Photo: Charles Pfeil
I find it hard to believe the 45 day sentence of jail time for Paris Hilton will really come to pass in it's entirety. After all, jails are full of serious criminals which get out in record flat because the jails are overcrowded! And the media wants us to believe they're gonna keep Paris Hilton in jail for 45 days because she drove on a suspended license? Do they think that we, The Sheeple, are going to buy this story? Yes, they probably do. I'm not buying it however!
Are Hilton's fans at Free Paris Hilton gonna arrange a jail break? I kinda doubt they'd be that clever since they don't even have her Sun Sign noted correctly--saying she is a Taurus when she's an Aquarian! No, there will be something else happening.
Let's snoop into her astro birth data to see what might it be:
Paris Hilton was born on February 17, 1981 in New York, New York, birth time unknown. With an Aquarian Sun and a Leo Moon, she seeks attention and admirers. She's comfortable in the spotlight, loves recognition, and knows how to act, even if she's not acting in a movie or television show such as The Simple Life in which she starred with her BFF, Nicole Richie.
Her North Node is in Leo also, so it's her destiny to be doing exactly what she's doing! Why do I flash on Marie Antoinette when I muse about Paris? There's some connection there--maybe the cosmic role on stage she is playing for our time?
Her natal Sun is square her natal Uranus, so there's always the possibility (such as now seems the case!) that many will jump on the bandwagon to diss her at some point in her life. I'm just glad we no longer have guillotines! Nowadays it's mean-spirited bloggers and the media who want to do you in when you screw up!
What makes me think she'll pull a rabbit out of the hat at the last minute and do little or no jail time? Her natal Uranus is conjunct her natal Part of Fortune. Her lawyer already has filed an appeal. Her astro aspects aren't ALL that bad right now. We'll see what lawyers, bunny rabbits, astrology aspects, and fans will do to commute/dilute her sentence. After all, if supermodel Naomi Simms can do public service instead of jail, why can't Paris?