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Moonlight Becomes Me: Paris Hilton In Jail----Nah!

Moonlight Becomes Me

Shedding New Light on the MOON and astrology

Monday, May 07, 2007

Paris Hilton In Jail----Nah!

Photo: Charles Pfeil

I find it hard to believe the 45 day sentence of jail time for Paris Hilton will really come to pass in it's entirety. After all, jails are full of serious criminals which get out in record flat because the jails are overcrowded! And the media wants us to believe they're gonna keep Paris Hilton in jail for 45 days because she drove on a suspended license? Do they think that we, The Sheeple, are going to buy this story? Yes, they probably do. I'm not buying it however!

Are Hilton's fans at
Free Paris Hilton gonna arrange a jail break? I kinda doubt they'd be that clever since they don't even have her Sun Sign noted correctly--saying she is a Taurus when she's an Aquarian! No, there will be something else happening.

Let's snoop into her astro birth data to see what might it be:

Paris Hilton was born on February 17, 1981 in New York, New York, birth time unknown. With an Aquarian Sun and a Leo Moon, she seeks attention and admirers. She's comfortable in the spotlight, loves recognition, and knows how to act, even if she's not acting in a movie or television show such as The Simple Life in which she starred with her BFF, Nicole Richie.

Her North Node is in Leo also, so it's her destiny to be doing exactly what she's doing! Why do I flash on Marie Antoinette when I muse about Paris? There's some connection there--maybe the cosmic role on stage she is playing for our time?

Her natal Sun is square her natal Uranus, so there's always the possibility (such as now seems the case!) that many will jump on the bandwagon to diss her at some point in her life. I'm just glad we no longer have guillotines! Nowadays it's mean-spirited bloggers and the media who want to do you in when you screw up!

What makes me think she'll pull a rabbit out of the hat at the last minute and do little or no jail time? Her natal Uranus is conjunct her natal Part of Fortune. Her lawyer already has filed an appeal. Her astro aspects aren't ALL that bad right now. We'll see what lawyers, bunny rabbits, astrology aspects, and fans will do to commute/dilute her sentence. After all, if supermodel Naomi Simms can do public service instead of jail, why can't Paris?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Free Paris Hilton

For every day that Paris Hilton spends in jail, I'm am calling for
everyone to go to the nightclubs every night, and when you see a celebrity, a rich person,
or a judge leave, call the police and tell them there is a drunk driver on the road.

I wanna see a thousand celebrities and rich people arrested every night for every night
Paris Hilton spends in jail.

The Starmaker

>The Starmaker wrote:
> and there is no law against drinking and driving!
> Paris Hilton doesn't deserve jail...
> If you want to see more celebrities drink and drive and
> go to jail, just go to the nightclubs they hang out, and wait
> till they leave the nightclub, follow their cars and call the police
> and tell them there is a drunk driving on the road and give them the licence plate numbers,
> take pictures and sell it!
> If everybody would do that, what do you think would happen?

Maybe they'll free Paris Hilton!

May 07, 2007  
Anonymous Gen said...

Interesting astrological analysis...lets see what happens? I think she is going to get out of it somehow? That or it is going to make her more famous after?

May 10, 2007  
Blogger Princess Haiku said...

Hi, I wandered into your blog. -Just another moon in Pisces, lost.. again. I think Paris Hilton would be more useful to herself and others if she had to do a thousand hours of volunteer work instead. Maybe, something would touch her heart and make a better person of her and in the process help others. Do you forsee a spiritual awakening for Ms. Hilton?

May 11, 2007  
Blogger Kuanyin said...

In answer to your question, Princess Haiku, in a word: yes!

I've coined an expression learned through my OWN experiences and wake-up calls, "The bottom is a trampoline."

Once you hit the bottom, wake-up, make amends, and repent...the only way to go is UP!And usually one springs up as if from a trampoline!:-)

May 12, 2007  

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